Poems about Food
for Children
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By Jon Bratton, except where stated otherwise
Funny food poem #1
I once fell in love with a mermaid
I loved her, she loved me
I said "oooh I could eat you"
So I did, for my tea
...with chips
and tomato ketchup poured from the bottle
first just a little bit
and then an awful lottle
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funny eating poem #2 by Spike Milligan
A thousand hairy savages
Sitting down to lunch
Gobble, gobble, glup, glup
Munch, munch, munch
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Funny poems about food #3
Wrenkled Strin is just like rice
'Cept it's painted pink and blue
It doesn't taste quite as nice
But it's much prettier
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Funny Children's food poem #4
I always eat my peas with honey;
I've done it all my life.
They do taste kind of funny
but It keeps them on my knife
Anon
Food Nursery Rhyme #5
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie:
He put in his thumb, and pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!
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Funny eating poem #6 by Ogden Nash
Celery, raw
Develops the jaw
But celery, stewed
Is more quietly chewed
#7
Knock Knock
who's there?
Lettuce...
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you!
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Funny Kid's poems about food #8
Little Johnny lived in the country
So dinner guests were few
When, one day, some did arrive
He knew just what to do
He brought in the first piece of pie
He was just little, and doing his best
He handed it to his Dad
Who passed it to a guest
Johnny came in again
And put another pie piece down
Dad picked it up
And passed it to Mrs Brown
Johnny got vexed
There were tears in his eyes
He said "You're wasting your time Dad
They're all the same size!"
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#9
A man walks into his doctor's office.
With a cucumber up his nose,
A carrot in one ear, and a banana..
...you'll guess where, I suppose
"This can't be normal,
What's the matter with me?"
His doctor says "You're not eating properly...
... as far as I can see"
poems about food
#10
Why I wonder
Is a tomato round and red?
Because if it was long and green
It would be a cucumber instead
What did the tomato
Say to the potater?
You go on ahead
And I’ll ketchup later!
Then the tomato blushed
No kidding, no messing
Do you know why?
It saw the salad dressing!
If I saw a hiccup
What color would it be?
That's a good question
Burple, perhaps, maybe
Divide 18 potatoes among 6 people
The exam question read
Boil them and mash them!
That's what I said
The big corn looked down
And patted the baby corn's head
I'm ever so proud
To be a popcorn, he said